"Yo, Naruto here. Still workin' the kinks to this thing, so if you're hearin' this, that means I'm not here to answer your question. Leave a message and I'll try to call you back. "
[On Christmas Day, Naruto will get a package with Christmas-themed wrapping paper...it's wrapped twice as thick for some reason. Once he manages to tear that off, the contents are the following:
- a 24 pack of instant ramen (it's probably not that amazing by Naruto's definition, but it's a step above the really cheap stuff) - a set of ninja tools...they are not combat-ready in the least
...AN ATTEMPT WAS MADE, and he probably doesn't even realize there's an actual weapon store yet. Or that Naruto is even a legit ninja.
There's a note in the package too! It includes a little drawing of a generic ninja.]
Hey! I was your Secret Santa. Sorry I couldn't get your friends but I hope you like the stuff I could get you! I tried a bunch of different ramen to figure out which one was the best, and the ones I gave you were closest to what I practically lived on in my early twenties. It's really good!
[ ...Well, the ninja-ish tools is a bit of a welcome present, though it did give Naruto a small "what the hell are these supposed to be" moment. But hey, the ramen was great and heck, you can't go wrong with instant ramen. ]
To answer your question, nope, I'm not a ninja fan, I'm a real, genuine ninja!
Don't worry, I know how rare actual ninjas are in other worlds, so it's not that surprising! At least these looked like something I'd use if they're made properly!
They're pretty much only in movies and cartoons and comics where I'm from...but I'm glad to know the tools are universal! It sure would've been really awkward to offend you by giving you the wrong things.
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Secret Santa Delivery! | 12/25
- a 24 pack of instant ramen (it's probably not that amazing by Naruto's definition, but it's a step above the really cheap stuff)
- a set of ninja tools...they are not combat-ready in the least
...AN ATTEMPT WAS MADE, and he probably doesn't even realize there's an actual weapon store yet. Or that Naruto is even a legit ninja.
There's a note in the package too! It includes a little drawing of a generic ninja.]
Hey! I was your Secret Santa. Sorry I couldn't get your friends but I hope you like the stuff I could get you! I tried a bunch of different ramen to figure out which one was the best, and the ones I gave you were closest to what I practically lived on in my early twenties. It's really good!
Merry Christmas!
Larry Butz
P.S. Are you a ninja fan?
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To answer your question, nope, I'm not a ninja fan, I'm a real, genuine ninja!
Also thanks for the present, they're awesome!
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(and you're welcome!)
[There are so many mixed emotions in this text...but he's obviously more excited about the ninja thing.
About a minute or two later, another text follows.]
Oh man if you're legit then I just gave you some really crappy tools. I'm sorry dude I didn't know!!
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Do you have ninja friends here then?
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