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[sagemodes]

"Yo, Naruto here. Still workin' the kinks to this thing, so if you're hearin' this, that means I'm not here to answer your question. Leave a message and I'll try to call you back. "

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TEXT // 11.04, evening

[codere]

FWD: re: FWD: banANUS

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[sagemodes]

...that's nice and all but are you tellin' me to get you nachos the next time we have a date?

TEXT // 11.05, afternoon

[codere]

i learned so much from cookie monster

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[codere]

[ Wait, he just sent something strange to her? Flipping off her trolling modo and all, she reads his message more than once to confirm it. ]

You'd go on a second date with me ??
Even after how the last one ended ??

[sagemodes]

...why're you sending me these weird things?

[sagemodes]

nah i think that douchebag with too many fucking swords will kill me if that ever happened again.

we can def still hang out tho.

[codere]

because I like texting with you.

[ Is that a honest reply?? ]

[codere]

I thought you were brave being a ninja and all.
Shouldn't you be able to flip your way out of each sword ??

[sagemodes]

Well, I can definitely do that. But I think it might be better for me to just use one of my techniques against him.

[ Kagebunshin and Rasengan are the only two tools he'd ever need tbh. ]

[sagemodes]

...really?

[codere]

YARLY ??
do you think I'm a liar ??

[codere]

If you do that and save me
wouldn't you be a knight instead of a ninja ??
Maybe it's called kninja ??

[sagemodes]

...nah, but you seem like the type that'd prank call me in the middle of the night pretending to be a ghost or somethin'

[codere]

But who was phone ??

[sagemodes]

...they're pronounced in the same way anyways.

[sagemodes]

...the cookie monster?

[sagemodes]

...they're pronounced in the same way anyways.

[codere]

Are they ??
Isn't that interesting ??
You must speak ENGLISH then !!

[codere]

No.

[ GOD SHE'S SO DISAPPOINTED. YOUTHS THESE DAYS. ]

[sagemodes]

kind of??? i mean this place kind of translates our languages, right?

[sagemodes]

well you asked me a weird question, what am i supposed to answer to that!?

[codere]

Yes, but that sounds kind of English.
At least the phonetic rules are like that.

[codere]

It wasn't a question.
It was a MEME !!

[sagemodes]

...what the heck is a meme? is it like, a dumb thing that gets stuck in your head or something?

[sagemodes]

...huh, interesting. we usually have like one language for the most part apart from weird accents so i never had to deal with these kind of things to be honest.