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[sagemodes]

"Yo, Naruto here. Still workin' the kinks to this thing, so if you're hearin' this, that means I'm not here to answer your question. Leave a message and I'll try to call you back. "

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TEXT // 11.04, evening

[codere]

FWD: re: FWD: banANUS

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[sagemodes]

...that's nice and all but are you tellin' me to get you nachos the next time we have a date?

TEXT // 11.05, afternoon

[codere]

i learned so much from cookie monster

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[sagemodes]

...why're you sending me these weird things?

TEXT

[niceguypose]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

TEXT

[sagemodes]

...and you really believe this is actually true?

[ LEE WHY. ]

text;

[futurefree]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

[You win, Naruto.]

text;

[sagemodes]

...Man, this thing is getting everywhere isn't it?

[ He can't even. Why this! ]

voice;

[madhatted]

[ A message pops up in your inbox from an anonymous source. How strange! If you don't delete it immediately, you'll be greeted with an audio message that's quiet, at first. In fact, it's quiet enough that just in time for you to turn it up, it starts to speak. It sounds suspiciously like Xerxes Break if you know him, but at the same time, there's a totally stupid voice being used, since it's not like Break would send this message along. Emily, though? Of course. She's such a gossip. ]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, because if you don't, then something preeeetty bad might happen to them! Heart failure is pretty serious~! Kehehehehehe!!!

(( ooc note ; break is sending this to literally everyone in the game, so I'm sorry... Feel free to figure out he caused it, since it's not like he's trying that hard to hide it. ))

voice;

[sagemodes]

That's totally off-script, y'know. Bonus points for making it sound actually interesting, tho.

[ oh my god why isn't it stopping! ]

text; on this day Naruto receives mixed signals

[punches]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

text;

[sagemodes]

does it count if i send it back to you.

[ because with the amounts of things he's been getting this'd be actually easy. ]

text

[royalpatron]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

text NUMI WHY

[sagemodes]

oh my god it's not going to stop at all isn't it.

[ naruto has given up at this point. ]

text.

[multiglyphs]

Your Secret Santa is Yuya Sakaki. Have fun!

TEXT // 12.20

[codere]

Can you keep a secret, Naruto ??
More than any other I've asked.

Your friend is Rock Lee, isn't it ??

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{ OOC | rin is trying to organize a group song or two at the winter ball for rock lee's secret santa gift. if this is something you or your character would be interested in doing, there's a plotting document via google docs here that you can throw down some input on. if your character won't be there or you have no interest in it, feel free to ignore this comment. thanks! }

TEXT // 12.20

[sagemodes]

Hell yeah he is! But yeah I sure can keep a secret, what is it?

Package (12/24)

[niceguypose]

[On Christmas Eve, Lee sets up a mini-Christmas tree outside Naruto's apartment and sets a present outside of it, with a card attached.]

"Dear Naruto-kun,

You continue to be an inspiration to me. You saved our world before, and I know that you will do it again. My faith in you is unparalleled!

Let us spar more and keep becoming stronger! Please make sure that your youth is at full power, Naruto-kun, and enjoy this Christmas season!

In the springtime of our youth,
Konoha's Beautiful Green Wild Beast, Rock Lee"

[The presents include: a fancy set of kunais and shuriken custom-made by Archer, some tuperwares full of ramen that were made with love, a green jumpsuit, some weights and a framed photo of Gai-Sensei.]

Secret Santa Delivery! | 12/25

[failures]

[On Christmas Day, Naruto will get a package with Christmas-themed wrapping paper...it's wrapped twice as thick for some reason. Once he manages to tear that off, the contents are the following:

- a 24 pack of instant ramen (it's probably not that amazing by Naruto's definition, but it's a step above the really cheap stuff)
- a set of ninja tools...they are not combat-ready in the least

...AN ATTEMPT WAS MADE, and he probably doesn't even realize there's an actual weapon store yet. Or that Naruto is even a legit ninja.

There's a note in the package too! It includes a little drawing of a generic ninja.]

Hey! I was your Secret Santa. Sorry I couldn't get your friends but I hope you like the stuff I could get you! I tried a bunch of different ramen to figure out which one was the best, and the ones I gave you were closest to what I practically lived on in my early twenties. It's really good!

Merry Christmas!

Larry Butz

P.S. Are you a ninja fan?

text;

[sagemodes]

[ ...Well, the ninja-ish tools is a bit of a welcome present, though it did give Naruto a small "what the hell are these supposed to be" moment. But hey, the ramen was great and heck, you can't go wrong with instant ramen. ]

To answer your question, nope, I'm not a ninja fan, I'm a real, genuine ninja!

Also thanks for the present, they're awesome!

text - 12/27

[eyelineronpoint]

uzumaki naruto.

first of all, i'm sorry 1/?

[sagemodes]

[ Naruto's currently just hanging out in his house, lying down on the ground, then the text arrived in his CereVice. ]

ball overflow cause i'm trash...

[punches]

// CONTINUE.

Naruto, you knew I was here already. [ How is it 'fancy' to see her when he already held the knowledge of her presence? ]

What's with your behavior anyway? Did you have some of what Lee-kun had?

[sagemodes]

Eh? Not really, I was just following advice from a book I read on how modern civilians act.

[ Because he gotta blend in so as to not look like even more of an idiot he is normally. ]

But hey, I wasn't lying, you do look fancy, eheh!

text; 01/08

[usedswift]

Naruto! Lee said you were here, so I just wanted to say hello in case no one had let you know I was here yet. See you around! ( ^_^)／

[sagemodes]

Tenten! Man am I glad to hear that you're here. We should totally meet up!

[ yep. he's really glad that another person from home is here though! ]

action; 1/14

[immobileyes]

[ Mary thinks she's gotten better at laying low in a crowd, for the most part-- so now the final test remains. Sneakin' up on the sensei.

So she's doing her best to be silent and careful, inching up ever so slowly towards him from behind. ]

[sagemodes]

[ Naruto's currently standing in front of a Cybuddy store, looking at all the options available as Mary tries to sneak up on him...

Also there's the fact that her face's slightly reflected on the glass pane, but Naruto doesn't seem to notice just yet...! ]