"Yo, Naruto here. Still workin' the kinks to this thing, so if you're hearin' this, that means I'm not here to answer your question. Leave a message and I'll try to call you back. "
Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx
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[You win, Naruto.]
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[ He can't even. Why this! ]
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